This is for justme_jane *giggles*

Dear,justme_jane
I don't really know how to tell you this,Our affair is over. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants in your car and I saw you sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're lost enough to understand That your Ford sucks. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I try to forget that you broke my heart and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

With tears of sadness

lijahlover

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